that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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