He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
