we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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