im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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