Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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