How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough