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(812): View more from Indiana

so... how was it???

(317): View more from Indiana

he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy

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(804): View more from Virginia

they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house

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(309): View more from Illinois

it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...

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(313): View more from Michigan

Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..

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(708): View more from Illinois

My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.

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(231): View more from Michigan

It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.

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(618): View more from Illinois

hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.

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(330): View more from Ohio

he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in

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