I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?