My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"