This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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