I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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