even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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