I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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