Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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