And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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