sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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