Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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