We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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