Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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