So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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