She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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