so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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