god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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