my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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