worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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