omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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