if you like me you must not know who I am
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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