So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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