Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down