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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.

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  Apparently you chose the latter.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.

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• (661): View more from California

  I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...

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  It's been a bad semester.

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• (310): View more from California

  Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.

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• (415): View more from California

  LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I have bits of ceiling fan all over now

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang

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