matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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