So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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