I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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