the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She told me I should be a condom model.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
i've created a new STD.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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