we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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