Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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