i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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