I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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