What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
There r osticjed everywhere
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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