i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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