Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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