What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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