What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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