So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Randomize
