i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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