sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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