Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
the raccoons are back...
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
