Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
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Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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