I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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