real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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