On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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