Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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