He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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