All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?