hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.