Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I met the friendliest cop last night
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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He felt like a one man threesome
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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