Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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