You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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