I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
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Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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