But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Floor bacon is actually really good
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.