"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess