R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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